Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Teddy Broosevelt

Miami University's Jersey Shore Almost Exposed


Miami has avoided what surely would have been the end of any good reputation that the college 
has enjoyed. They recently rejected a proposal from James Franco's production company to film
a reality show about the "life of undergraduate students" this fall. It would have taken this company
all of about 2 seconds to find one of the many kids straight out of Jersey Shore that go there to follow around
and film. Fortunately someone in Oxford still cares about the degrees coming out of there meaning anything.
Graduates are breathing a sigh of relief...

(Thanks to Miami Grad Marisa -who would have destroyed Miami's good name- for the story)
For the Miami haters:

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Unexpected Hiatus

I took a hiatus with no explanation. Now I'm feeling guilty. I apologize to
ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS (my girlfriend and her cat) that I have 
left in the dark. I'll get back into the swing of things shortly. 
It's been a busy couple of months and is showing no signs
of slowing down. I'll be moving downtown in 
September and becoming a real Cleveland resident 
(unlike the faker on the east side that I've been for 24 years).
I'll show you the place once I get moved in.
In the meantime, go outside or something.
It's like 80°.