Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Did you hear about this?! Dick Van Dyke fell asleep on a surf board

and woke up with no land in sight. He started to see fins and thought

he was going to die. Turns out they were some pretty friggin sweet

porpoises who must have thought, "Wow, that guy's WAY too old

to make it back to shore". So, naturally, they pushed him all the way

back to shore. You can't make this shit up.
Dude who wrote Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy was right,
dolphins/porpoises are smarter than us. I knew I was going

to love this movie 10 seconds into the intro.

P.S. If you haven't seen the movie, I recommend watching it.