The following is a string of events that occurred within 6 months:
1. The Tow: Car is towed in Columbus. Difficulty retrieving car from tow-company due to lack of proof that car belongs to me.
2. The Deer: Car strikes deer at 5:30 AM. No chance of avoiding the collision.
3. The Theft: Driver-side window shattered in Chicago. iPod and GPS are stolen. Car is driven back to Cleveland in the rain with saran-wrapped window.
4. The Fix: Car is taken in for routine maintenance. 2 brake pads, 4 tires, and 1 drive shaft later car is fixed.
5. The Window: Replacement car driver-side window collapses into door while my car is getting fixed.
6. The Denial: Brad consumes 7 more alcoholic drinks than he normally averages on a Tuesday
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