Hannah's Interesting Take On Booze Making You Smarter

Thanks Hannah. Keep raising that IQ.

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Why should you vote for me? My tax policies, stance on social issues, nah...

I CAN SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS TOMMY GUN
(note - this is a real ad)

What I said to Zooey this morning. Word for word.

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I want to see this.

No, Justin. No.

 

This was a good book. I hope I can find a theater that is showing the movie.

 

Hahahaha

New Banner in Cleveland

The new banner on the Landmark Office Towers where LeBron's "Witness" banner used to be. 
I give it a thumbs up. A Josh Cribbs banner would've been nice, too.
Also, I need a Boobie Gibson jersey. This is the letter he wrote to Cavs fans:

As you know i was born and raised in Houston, TX. Never once stayed outside the state for more than two weeks and the time I did, that was for basketball. But after two years of college at the University of Texas I decided to make the jump. You can just imagine how fast my mind was racing going to a city so many miles out of my comfort zone not knowing one single person. But I thank God it was Cleveland! Because From day one the city embraced me and made me feel like I was home. My Second HOME. And as time went on I began to see why we connected. Cleveland is a never die city, city of loyalty, hard-workers, passion, desire, and toughness. A lot of the same characteristics I have in me and that inspired me. So I made a promise to myself that every day I stepped foot on that basketball court I would show the world what Cleveland was all about. Leaving everything i had on the court. So no matter what obstacle was placed in front of me, I would bust right through it. No matter how high, I would get over it. Or how wide I would get around it. N I hope I did that and will continue to do that. I said that to say, I know right now emotions are high, and people are confused about the way things went down. But I’m here to say DO NOT FORGET THAT WE STILL HERE. and WE GONE GRIND!!!! The Cavaliers haven’t went anywhere, just lost a piece. Everything in life happens for a reason, Some which we dont understand and never will. Somethings we cant control, But the thing we can control is our passion and our love for city of Cleveland and state of OHIO. And that every single night we take that we floor We Will represent. Blood Sweat and Tears. We will go hard. Just like you. From the bottom to the top, this organization is committed to winning and we wont stop now… Cant stop now. I LOVE you. We Love YOU. And together We gone make it Happen. O H I O. Hang in there…
1LUV,
BooBie

(source: Cavs: The Blog)

DO IT JESUS. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM.

 

Can I get an appointment with this guy to upgrade to some better eyes?

(source: Boing Boing)

Rally To Restore Sanity - Oct. 30th

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWho's comin' with me?

 Happy Friday. I'm moving out tomorrow.

I have been helping paint my girlfriend's apartment these colors:

Drizzling Mist and Cantaloupe Smile.

Is someone paid to come up with these names?

What a job that would be.

I would call this color "Kirby":

 It's actually called Spritzer. Kirby is way better.

More updates on the apartment before/after coming soon.

 Moving back home this weekend. Hoping for smooth sailing.

Just hit my 3:30 wall, saw this drawing and remembered
what coffee can do for me/you/us. Happy Friday!

Child prodigy.

(source: Me Against Them)

 ...is preventing me from passing out in my peanut butter and jelly.

Moondog

I am ashamed that I didn't know how Moondog got his name until now. Via Wikipedia:

 

 Moondog is the official mascot of the Cavaliers. Like a growing number of NBA Mascots, the character has a unique connection not just to the team, but to the city and surrounding area. Cleveland is known worldwide as the rock and roll city, due to famed Cleveland radio disc jockey Alan Freed, who popularized the phrase "rock and roll", breaking new ground and sparking a music explosion. Freed called himself the "Moondog", and his listeners were "Moondoggers". When the Cavaliers looked to create a new mascot which represents the city, Moondog was a natural selection.

 

Skills.